Philcollens
Umujura yibye televiziyo iwabo wa Baneti, arirukanka, Baneti nawe amwiruka inyuma kibuno mpa amaguru , umwe arenga undi ahinguka.Baminutse umusozi wa kabiri, umujura aba arananiwe televiziyo ayishyira hasi aricara.Baneti aba amugezeho, umujura n’ubwoba bwinshi ati ‘Mbabarira ntunkubite wee! Baneti ati « Nari nkuzaniye telekomande. »
1.Se wa Rubyogo aganira n’umuturanyi ati « Mfite abana bane. Uwa mbere ni dogiteri, uwa kabiri ni umucuruzi, uwa gatatu atwara indege, uwa kane ni umujura.Umuturanyi ati « Uwo mujura wamwirukanye akajya kwangara? » Se wa Rubyogo ati « Oya oya sigaho, uzi ko ari we udutunze! »
2. Umusore wakoraga akazi ko gupagasa mu Mujyi yatashye iwabo ajyanye radio yari yaraguze, agezeyo abandi basore baza iwabo kumusura no kumubaza amakuru yo mu Mujyi, nuko aba afunguye ya radio ngo abumvishe umuziki, bumva umuziki biratinda, hashize akanya radio iraceceka. Wa musore abwira bagenzi be ati ‘DJ’ ahagaritse umuziki. Abandi bati ‘reka tuyifungure turebe ikibazo igize. Bafunguye basangamo ikinyenzi, bose bararira bati ‘DJ’ yapfuye.
3. Pasiteri yashatse kureba abagabo badategekwa n’abagore babo, abwira abagabo bari baje gusenga ati ‘Umugabo wese uzi ko ategekwa n’umugore nahaguruke ajye kwicara muri kiriya gipande kitarimo abantu!’Abagabo bose barahaguruka bajya muri cya gipande, hasigara umugabo umwe wari wicaranye n’umugore we.Pasiteri aramubaza ati ‘Wowe ubigenza ute? Gira abandi inama.’Wa mugabo na we ati ‘Umugore arambwiye ngo simve aha!’
